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<h1>𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔲𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰</h1>
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This is partly satirical and purposefully strange to be humorous. These
are my personal rules for software development (and other projects where
I get carried away easily).
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<p><em>The Guides.</em> The Guiding Principles.</p>
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They guide you. They will not lead you astray. Obey <em>The Guides</em>.
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You've heard them go by different names. YAGNI. KISS. These are not
falsehoods, but they are not <em>The Guides</em>. Seek the wisdom of the
guides.
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𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔡𝔢 𝔞𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔧𝔬𝔟 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.
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O Guides, may I please just add this one extra feature? It won't take me
long and it will be so nice to have later.
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𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖉𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔧𝔬𝔟 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱.
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O Guides, this can't be correct code. I haven't used proper software
development patterns, processes, or practices.
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𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦-𝔭𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔰.
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O Guides, how may I approach this project pragmatically?
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<blockquote>ℌ𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔯𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔰:</blockquote>
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You may only write code directly related to the task at hand. Don't
get distracted.
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Once you have working code, make it correct. Once it is correct, make
it secure. Once it is secure, make it small. Once it is small, stop.
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<li>The enemy of good is better.</li>
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