feat(resume): update hireme page and make resume nicely printable

Remove CV because that wasn't going anywhere.
Also update now!

2 files changed, 15 insertions, 48 deletions

diff --git a/pages/hireme.php b/pages/hireme.php
index 781bed3..208903a 100644
--- a/pages/hireme.php
+++ b/pages/hireme.php
@@ -1,45 +1,12 @@
-<h1 style="text-align: center;">Carpenter Tech</h1>
-
-<p>
-	My name is Adam Carpenter and I am a freelance software engineer and computer programming consultant. Are you...
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-	<li>interested in writing simple software that efficiently and effectively solves a problem?</li>
-	<li>an organization leader looking to transition from manual systems administration to developer-driven automation of time-sapping tasks?</li>
-	<li>a developer looking to introduce your manager to this concept?</li>
-	<li>an individual or small business looking to self-host your software?</li>
-</ul>
-
-<p>
-	I run a business called <em>Carpenter Tech</em> that aims to help you answer these questions by offering the following services.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-	<li>Software engineering, custom software design, development, and deployment</li>
-	<li>Feature &amp; bug "bounties" or consultation</li>
-	<li>Programming, self-hosting, and IT consulting for small businesses</li>
-	<li>Organizational systems administration and information technology automation consulting</li>
-</ul>
-
-<p>
-	I am down to earth and enjoy solving problems. If you think I may be able to help solve yours,
-
-<ul>
-	<li><a href="#cv">Review my CV below</a></li>
-	<li><a href="/contact">Contact me to get started</a></li>
-</ul>
-</p>
-
-<hr />
+<h3 class="printhide">My name is</h3>
 
 <?php
-include('./assets/cv.html');
+include('./assets/resume.html');
 ?>
 
-<p>
-	<img src="https://nextcloud.53hor.net/index.php/s/zL2AJHwtCWLX2Eq/preview" />
-</p>
-
-<?php
-exit();
+<div class="printhide">
+	<hr />
+	<p>
+		<img src="https://nextcloud.53hor.net/index.php/s/zL2AJHwtCWLX2Eq/preview" />
+	</p>
+</div>
diff --git a/pages/now.php b/pages/now.php
index 31d6ccb..6cb508c 100644
--- a/pages/now.php
+++ b/pages/now.php
@@ -14,25 +14,25 @@ if ("/now" == $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']) {
 
 <ul>
 	<li>Still a manager and software engineer at Automatic Data Processing, Inc.</li>
-	<li>Investing in Argo blue-green rollouts to spend less time working ungodly hours testing and releasing new builds.</li>
-	<li>Open to private contractor software development and website building projects.</li>
+	<li>Investing time learning and internalizing SRE methods and practices.</li>
+	<li>Eagerly finding out more about applying Zero Trust Networks systems.</li>
 </ul>
 
 <h3>Hobbies</h3>
 
 <ul>
-	<li>Fixed up Ol' Blue's fuel pump. Installed a new diaphragm and she's back on the road. Now investigating a clunky tie rod end.</li>
+	<li>Ol' Blue is running great and enjoying the cooler weather. Got a new tie rod end and an alignment; no more clunks!</li>
+	<li>Pursuing a New Years' resolution to start editing and uploading my backlog of Hudson YouTube videos.</li>
 	<li>(Continual) posting practical programming tutorials to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@carpentertutoring841">Carpenter Tutoring YouTube channel</a>.</li>
-	<li>Translating a Computational Problem Solving course (CS 101) from Python to Rust. <a href="https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXGxiiv_uyipnFxS6c93UKuXc8mJzkl4h">First chapters are up on YouTube.</a></li>
 </ul>
 
 <h3>Life</h3>
 
 <ul>
-	<li>Gearing up for a family reunion trip to Long Island.</li>
-	<li>Returning soon to the "happy place" on Lake Erie with wife and puppy.</li>
+	<li>Wonderful big family Christmas and New Years -- arguably the best one yet.</li>
+	<li>Can you distill your own Rum? What does that take?</li>
 </ul>
 
 <p>
-	<em>Last updated 2023-07-18</em>
+	<em>Last updated 2023-01-11</em>
 </p>